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Five Hilarious Jokes To Knock It Off

Every joke has its time, day, or moment. Our five jokes will help you spin a laugh when you need it.

Knock! Knock!
Q: Who’s there?
A: Control Freak.
Q: Con…
A: Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?”

A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you…”

“You never know where to look when eating a banana.”

“I’m very old now and I’ve got a body like a dropped lasagne. Women now look at my naked body in the same fearful way that pensioners look at snow.”

It’s cleaning day so naturally, I’ve already polished off a whole chocolate bar.

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